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Have you ever eaten something so spicy you actually cried? A jerk chicken dish I ordered while dining out with a friend a while back did just that. It wasn't even chilies that got me, but plain pepper. Black pepper. Lots of it to be exact. Unlike the chilie burn that sort of numbs one's lips, the spiciness of the pepper made my eyes fill with tears so that it appeared I was having a massively emotional response to whatever conversation we were having which I would guess was something along the lines of "how's life."