Taking Stock

I just looked in the pantry and found:

Butter: 0
Flour: 0
Eggs: 1 dozen (courtesy of the roommates)
Sugar: I can't locate any, but I'm hard pressed to imagine that there really isn't any sugar in the house. Wishful thinking?

I'm supposed to bake cookies, but with this pathetic showing, I don't know how it can happen.

Also MIA - chocolate chips, instant oats, raisins, cranberries.

What we do have: vanilla extract.

I'm going to the store.